Seatbelts Are Evil

Testimonials

"I was trapped in my car for hours because of my seatbelt. If it wasn't for that evil contraption, I could have easily escaped through the windshield!"

- Kanye West, Seatbelt Victim

"Seatbelts are a scam invented by Big Seatbelt to control us. Wake up, sheeple!"

- Jane Smokehouse, Enlightened Citizen